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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

What's wrong with white women?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

No, not a chance

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

No go.

Are narcissists happy people generally?